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I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus The woman in line behind me says "hey is that Santa Claus up there"? I said "no ma'm, it's a Kenny Rodgers stunt...read more

Zip-adee doo da Zip-adee-day My oh my What a wonderful day Plenty of sunshine, Coming my way Dry. Dry, dry. Dry for the most part, a good deal of sunshine Zipadee doo...read more

I always get really irritated when you go out to eat, and stuff, you know. I took this girl out to eat a while back, we had a nice place. I rolled the window up and the tray fell off,...read more

Santa was stoned at Christmas How'd he get that high And what's he feedin' them reindeers That makes the bastards fly I shared a cone with Santa A happy Christmas high ...read more

Here is the tale of a babysitting job The baby is something of a snob (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not the same as...read more