Comedy Central Presents Lyrics & Chords By Hard 'n Phirm

Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks on the dance floor, too many dicks! Too many dicks on the dance floor, too many dicks! Too many dicks on the dance floor, too many...read more

I died last night, eh eh Tripped over my own shoe laces I broke my spine Fell on the sidewalk And I landed on my face And I thought What a way to go After all I've seen ...read more

This song is about patriotism. Glide on mighty Pterodactyl, On the wings of American pride. Step up to serve your country Hundreds of years after you died. Well they say...read more

Remember the time we went out to dinner You and I alone We ate some French fries Let’s do it again Remember the time we went to the movies Laughed so hard we cried And then...read more

One and a-two! At the approach of the millennial malaise There were blights with a need of a perennial braze The age of the Corinthian, the plunderer and the dandy Had given...read more