Common Entrance Lyrics & Chords By Peter Sellers

When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend Ed was kind, with good intent But just a little different Oh, special Ed Mama dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright...read more

Sweet Violets Sweeter than the roses Covered all over from head to toe Covered all over with sweet violets There once was a farmer who took a young miss In back of the barn...read more

I met you at the Jubilee perfumery, There was a rumour you and me were indulging in some rudery, It was true you see, Although it prudently eluded me, I'm a student of the...read more

I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow,...read more

Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, But not through checkpoint B. That's when I...read more