Conceited Messages (skit) Lyrics & Chords By Remy Ma

(phone ringing)

Voice Mail Greeting:
KID: "all u niggaz, callin here for my mommy, stay of her shit! Like that daddy?"

(FIRST UNHEARD MESSEGE)

Guy: now u don't answer the phone, f**kin bitch. that's why i f**ked the shit outta you u f**kin bitch! i hope all them terror squad niggaz is runnin thru u u f**kin bitch! and i'ma call the radio station about how i f**ked the shit outta u and i had my dick in ur mouth u bitch! i f**kin hate chu u f**kin dirrty bitch. f**kin black ass pussy, i ain't callin u neva again! next time i see u i'ma put my dick right in ur mouth u bitch!

(CLICK) MESSEGE ERASED


Guy: yooo! call me back yo! i was just playin yo! call me back yo just, nah mean? i wanna talk to you for a minute. k? alright

(CLICK) MESSEGE ERASED

girl: yo remy? u dont' know me but i'm just aware of the fact that i'm the bitch that's f**kin my man. and when his phone be ringing over and over again, early in the morning, that be me. he lives with me. he loves me. i'm not going no where. we have 33 kids together. and i ain't going no where. he loves me. he lives with me, and tell him when he get home, i'm f**kin him up!

(CLICK) MESSEGE ERASED

girl: yo rem, itz me! whoever u with, ditch that nigga! i'm with two niggaz right now and they ready to do EVERYTHING son! EVERYTHING! yo, one nigga talkin bout, there's sum um bout remy... check this out, when u get this messege, bring the dutches wit chu when u come, and son, this time, DO NOT FORGET THE CAM CORDER!