Dachshund Lyrics & Chords By Billy Connolly

The other day, I got a cinanbon Do you know what a cinabon is? Let me explain cinabons for those of you with self-respect who just walk right by shit like that And have no idea...read more

Step right up, from the East to the West, from the North to the South Sign up right here, your scheduled membership to the drinkin' club They got you soaked, I see your cup up ...read more

I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could die Tried so hard, but wasn't able To look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Yes I have brought disgrace ...read more

I'm the guitar guy at the party, I'm the guitar guy and I think i'll drink a Coke and Bacardi, It might seem like i'm just havin' fun, But i'm actually not, I'm trying to sleep...read more

Can you hear the music? It's coming from the forest Where we used to live Can you hear the laughing? Coming from the clearing At the bottom of the hill (Ba, ba, ba, bah) ...read more