Dads Lyrics & Chords By Mimas

The boy swam across one million rivers.
He didn't notice the gator who ate his arms and liver.
The mother invested in home security.
The dad missed the money, and he'd beat her up pretty heavily.
The worries...
The wife (the worries), the kids (the worries) and the payments for the cat and dog, no you're not getting a horse.
The smell (the worries), the sweat (the worries) and the deodorant (the worries). The doctors recommendations.
The friends (the worries), the smell even worse, even worse (the worries) than my armpits, armpits and the worries.
And my armpits, armpits.