Dancing Dead Man Lyrics & Chords By Tommy Tiernan

The boys are standing in the road hitting rocks with sticks The men are building tiny shacks out of muddy bricks The women are covered head to toe and their not shown there face ...read more

Everybody get up Good morning to you The birds are chirping I don't f--- with you Eggs, bacon, grits You better use a condom if you taking that All these broke niggas that be on...read more

I hate Christmas, Christmas in Hollywood. No one gives you fruit cakes, there's no carolers in the yard, the only fruit cakes I've seen are on Sunset Boulevard. I hate...read more

What is José jalapeno on a stick? You're a sick man! And here is José Jalapeno! (crowd cheers) Good evening, José Hola, Senor Jeff Alright, it's good to see you it's good...read more

(Peanut): The days are growing shorter And the nights are growing colder We know Santa's on his way We can't wait another day I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter...read more