Davenport Recruitment Lyrics & Chords By Mitchell & Webb

You need a little patience When you’re trying to examine a child It’s a source of such frustration When you need him to keep still for a while They fiddle They gurgle They...read more

Your dress sense is crap And you can't read a map And you're late, when you go out with me Your friends are all boring I can't stand your snoring I hate, your stupid...read more

I realised on the day we met You were the kind of girl I could never get, 'Cause I was creepy and unpopular, But at least I had my binoculars. I was waitin', mopin', ...read more

Oh I’ll never forget how we met, Dear On that specialist site on the net, Dear Where you taught me the uses Of handcuffs and nooses We danced to the masochism tango! Oh you...read more

I've always been a peaceful man Spread joy and harmony wherever I can Wars of words the only ones I have ever fought I'm just not used to having these violent thoughts ...read more