David Cross Lyrics & Chords By Comedy

You ever notice the way you lose a sock Y'ever notice that blinking VCR clock Y'ever notice the crappy food on a plane Y'ever notice how cabbies have funny names ...read more

Verse 1: A Well there ain’t many sheilas where I come from E But she’s the sorta sheila for me. ‘N’ they recon I got the ugliest one A But she’s the sorta sheila for...read more

When you move your hips I'm hipsnotized Can't take my eyeballs off your thighs Just one thing I wanna do Make Lumanian love to you Grunt and groan grind and moan Skip and...read more

Verse School holidays were draggin' on He was gettin' really bored And his Mum had started poppin' pills She was climbin' up the walls So when he asked her could he go...read more

Fist time he ever had shoes on very first day at school and the sweat young teacher straight from college her first day there too. His mum and ms brown chatted about living out there...read more