Dead Monkey Arcade Lyrics & Chords By Wayne Butane

Turn on the dishwasher. The blender. The electric can-opener. And you can be in pain. Then your wife comes in to talk, and you can't hear her. And she thinks you're not paying...read more

I found a hair in my underwear And I wonder how it got there. The rain's drip drop at the Washington truck stop Holding on for a thousand years or two Raining outside it's a...read more

Supposing you're watching the Playboy Channel... ("Ooooh yes! Oh...") and it's just about time for them to have an orgasm... ...read more

When Hi-C gets me low My lubbot's blue ain't blue it's brown my nestle's quick just makes me slow when my sparkling cider's lost its shine my can of sharp's is dull hawaiian...read more