Deadly Lethal Ninja Assassin Lyrics & Chords By Reuben

Soft little body
Swollen by the sun
Waiting for the break
That he knows will never come
Four brittle limbs
Weak from under-use
And a head full of words

Long green hair
Funny looking dude
Big mouth on him
And a wicked attitude
And at first impression
He must seem kind of rude
But he does his best, yeah?

And anyway...

I want to be
Just like you
Get myself a job
And a really cool tattoo

I'm walking home
Beside you
Your hair is long and blonde
And your eyes are both bright blue

I want to be just like you
In all I do

Jimmy got drunk
On his way to class
Swinging from the roof
Showed everyone his ass
And if you ask him why
He shakes his head and laughs
"There was nothing for it"

Stacy got laid
Boyfriend number one!
Took him to her room
And had a little fun
She's wearing out her voice
Telling everyone
And you can't ignore it

And anyway...

I want to be
Just like you
Get myself a job
And a really cool tattoo

I'm walking home
Beside you
Your hair is long and blonde
And your eyes are both bright blue

I want to be
Just like you
Get myself a job
And a really cool tattoo

Really cool tattoo...

Don't take it so hard
You always take it so hard
Don't take it so hard
Don't take it to heart

It's only 'cos I like you
You are everything I wish I could be
And maybe if I'm like you
Baby would you like me?

You're dressed
Like a Victorian at a swimming pool
You're dressed
Like a deadly lethal ninja assassin
All in black

I want to be just like you...

I want to be
Just like you
Get myself a job
And a really cool tattoo

I made you Trent Reznor
Spinning on his back
With a motorised action
You made me
A red and black scarf
I wear it round my neck
But no motorised action

No motorised action...