Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child Lyrics & Chords By Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child
It's a bigfoot baby, all covered in fur now
Stark-raving naked in the fornication nation

We were secretly married out in Las Vegas
At a little-bitty chapel, Joan Collins married us
Rootin' tootin', ain't high falutin'

Rick Astley is a pantywaist, mash my butt in his face
His teeny-tiny, two inches of terror, they're all gonna scare you
Hairbrained cockamamie knuckleheaded idjit galoot

No truth to the rumor about Spuds and Debbie G
Only went to the motel just to watch a little TV
Hate that dog, he must die

Tiffany is wrestling in jello
Body-slamming Debbie G, they're covered head to toe
Hard on, my hard on

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child
It's a bigfoot baby, all covered in fur now
Stark-raving naked in the fornication nation
I'm stark-raving naked in the fornication nation
Stark-raving naked in the fornication nation