Democrats & Republicans Lyrics & Chords By Lewis Black

shes been offen called a hooker but she don't seem to care she sat in church in a minnie skirt not wearin any under wear she' flashed the boy's at pizza hut showed her boobs and...read more

San Francisco, thank you for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. Oh San Francisco, my third favorite city to do comedy in. huh? That’s not bad right? Top ten...read more

I'll give you an idea of what kind of family mine is This is a true story About 9 or 10 months ago I did somethin I had always wanted to do I cashed in all my frequent flyer...read more

ants in the dark dance in the park crawling, creeping in the mud down under the hands of god serving all the mothers thirst bleeding from the mothers birth we await the...read more

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more