Departure Day Lyrics & Chords By Buzz Hawkins

This is a song. This is a new song. This is through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive I feel. The Lunchlady. Woke up in the Mornin', put on my new plastic glove. ...read more

Oh I got myself a myspace page It really is the best I logged into it the tother day It said new friend request It were from a lass in lancashire her page had loads of hits ...read more

(by Tom Snyder) B, double E, double R, U, N Beer run B, double E, double R, U, N Beer run All we need is a ten and a fiver A car and a key and a sober driver B, double E,...read more

Excuse me Mr Manager Can I have a word? I need to tell you something I don't know if you've heard (you see) You've always told me what to do At this company but But now...read more

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all you do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be...read more