Dirty Sleigh Bells Lyrics & Chords By John Valby

Its the time of year Now that Spring is in the air When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair Make another song for moronic holidays That nauseate-ate-ate In a...read more

The white stuff. The white stuff The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast You can see 'em in my teeth Tell...read more

I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain...read more

We're going to Ibiza, It's just like England with sun There's lots of English people Having English fun If you don't leave home much This is the place to be We'll dance to...read more

Have a seat and listen, Please don't say a thing. In matters of the heart sometimes, The truth will have a sting. Just don't take it personally: This is no attack. But we...read more