Distorted Reality Lyrics & Chords By Carbohydrom
Woke up this morning on the beach Started walking it's my regular routine I was on the search for some diamonds Let me tell you just what I've seen I saw a castle with a view Fields of bamboo Guy from Kung-Fu A giant screw A kangaroo Some chicken stew And the woman who lived in a shoe I saw a white whale A holy grail Pirate ship without a sail Air mail Volcano fail Pyramids not to scale And some things I should not go into detail You never know what you will find Shaping a world that's in your mind See for yourself and walk with me A world of wonder, a land of beauty Across the mountains and over the seas But I still haven't found any diamonds I've been walking around for miles Still no diamonds to be found Maybe I should look underground I started digging a hole Drilling through dirt, the I fell through Landed in some water What have I got myself into? I saw a lava lake near the core Kratos from God of War Mushroom spore Liqour store Statue of Dumbledore Wooden shed with a bed Spiders and the undead Arrowhead Loaf of bread Giant spool of golden thread I saw a sparkle in the dark I put my axe right through that mark At last I found me some diamonds Oh I'm so happy I could ride a pig OINK OINK
