Do You Want A Sandwich Or Anything? (ridiculous) Lyrics & Chords By Norm Macdonald

Thank you dear lady for being my mom, you did all my homework you took me to prom, and I was the only guy who got lucky that night......read more

Some girl's banging on my door the other day at four o'clock in the morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell you what, I was madder than...read more

I leave you with an article from the paper that I belive it will lighten the low that I dummped on you this evening i think, when your thinking about all these problem I cant...read more

Oh see, C. C. Rider I said see, what you have done now Oh see, C. C. Rider I said see, what you have done now Ahh, you made me love you Now, now, now, now your man has gone ...read more

*crowd cheer* Thank you, thank you Thank you very much Uh, thank you. Hello, everybody I mean, by everybody I mean, uh, you guys I mean everybody who's here I shouldn't say...read more