Don't Touch Me While I'm Sleeping Lyrics & Chords By Kelly Osbourne

Don't Touch Me While I'm Sleeping
Linda Perry
He picked me up around a quarter to nine
I was a little shocked that he was right on time
He was really well mannered when he opened my door
He seemed like the man I've been looking for
He took me to a fancy restaurant
And told me order anything I want
I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends,
And said 'Oh my god, he's such a gentleman'
You wanna have a good time
Ashe slipped me some wine
And then I started feeling really sleepy
And he had this creepy look in his eyes
[chorus] 2x
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I'll just wake up and break your neck.
It won't be worth the price you'll pay,
This will be a date you'll never forget
I woke in the morning at half past eight,
I couldn't remember what happened to my date.
My stomach was woozy and I didn't feel right,
I couldn't recall a single thing last night.
My best friend Suzy called me on the phone,
and said: "Girl you really had it going on".
If you could imagine the fucking look on my face,
When I realized I was a victim of date rape.
I went straight to his work and shoved his head thru
the wall,
"I hope you had a good time motherfucker, now it's
time to say goodbye to your balls".
[chorus] 2x
The moral of this story, to make myself clear,
Is all you rapist assholes better run with fear.
I would think twice before your next date,
Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock
eight.
[chorus]
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I'll just wake up and break your neck.
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I'll just wake up and break your neck.