Don Rickles Monolog Lyrics & Chords By Barbra Streisand

Ladies and Gentlemen
Dear friends, deare thomas
It is an honour to be here with all of you

I'm so fed up with this fecultra of failure you can't believe it
This Jewish girl, her mother, a year ago, was in Rocco holding on to the ropes
Barbra, I say this publicly, I never liked you
Mother, God bless you, the mother, Barbra's mother, sitting here, geshundt, gheanaka, is that the mother? Give her a nice hand, God bless you, darling

Your daughter's a dummy, mom, I'll tell you that right now
You got a dummy daughter that made it, and everybody's schmackling her now

And so, to you mom, to you, Barbra, geshundt, may God bless you
It is an honour to be on your deus, it is an honour to be here tonight.