Dont Mess With America Lyrics & Chords By Cledus T. Judd

Parody of "Only In America by Brooks & Dunn (Kix Brooks/Don Cook/Ronnie Rogers)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark

(U-S-A CHANT)

They never should have messed with New York City
Kha ha They don't want none of old Uncle Sam
We stare right in the face of terror
And you know Lady Liberty still stands
With F-15s and our special forces
God bless everyone we sent
To defend freedom and our nation
And thank goodness Bush is our President...

CHORUS I
Don't mess with America
Or we'll beat you red, white, and blue...
Don't mess with America
That's the last thing that you want to do...
You already had your chance
Now we're going to kick your a(bleep)s...
Don't mess with America...

Bin Laden's going down like a White House intern
(Cledus - spoken: Kind of sounded like Ronnie Dunn...didn't I?)
And while we're at it let's get that nut Hussein...
When the threat of evil is finally silenced
You'll hear how loud freedom can ring...

They started something we're gonna finish
(George W. Bush: Those people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon…)
And we won't rest until that day
(GWB: We will not tire. We will not falter, and we will not fail.)
Everywhere you look you see them flags flying
(U-S-A CHANT)
(GWB: God bless America)
And what that stands for...ha ha...they can't take that away
(GWB: My fellow Americans, let's roll...)

CHORUS II
Don't mess with America
Or we'll beat you red, white, and blue...
Don't mess with America
Bin Laden I'd hate to be you...
You don't stand a chance
We're going to open up a can of Whoop-a(bleep)s
Don't mess with America...

I said
DON'T (bleep) with America
You're over there and preaching about a holy war...
DON'T (bleep) with America
Ha! You're gonna be full of holes when one of them Navy Seals finds ya…
DON'T (bleep) with America
And by the way get a beard trim.

(U-S-A CHANT)