Doobs And Dudes Lyrics & Chords By Positude

I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls...read more

There's a hair on my soap An ugly little thing A little pubic souvenir upon my Irish Spring There's a hair on my soap It's curly, long, and fine There's a hair on the soap ...read more

I don't have to tell you how much it sucks to be shot in the face So I guess I'll save some time by not even writing this song at all ...read more

I've listened to you bitch, I've listened to you whine But you couscous-eating yuppie jerks have gone too far this time! Your kids are getting fatter and the outlook's rather...read more

Your story was teased in Hulk 180 Then 181 your tale had begun Those big hairy arms, you can't be harmed Smoke cigars, you're short on charm Adamantium claws and skeleton ...read more