Driving With My Knee Lyrics & Chords By Peter Mayer

I m talking on the cell phone in my hand right now
While the other hand's writing some directions down
And I m driving my car, wait! how can that be you ask me
Hand number three? No
CHORUS:
I m driving with my knee, driving with my knee
I ve got both hands free, driving with my knee
And I m multi-tasking much more productively
Driving with my knee
I bought a tuna fish sandwich and some Krunch n Munch
But I don t have to stop to have a little lunch
I grab the sandwich with my hand, pick up a newspaper and read
'Cuz I m driving with my knee
I m driving with my knee, driving with my knee
I ve got both hands free, driving with my knee
And I m multi-tasking much more productively
Driving with my knee
Well I get so excited with the time I save
That I give the police a friendly two-handed wave
And I can tell by siren and the lights that they re happy for me
Cuz I m driving with my knee
But then I start to think that I made a big mistake
When they turn their car around and start coming my way
So I step on the gas, still holding my sandwich and tea
I'm speeding with my knee
Speeding with my knee, speeding with my knee
Now I m up around 93
Eating my lunch while I m escaping from the State Police
Speeding with my knee
I m driving with my knee, driving with my knee
I ve got both hands free, driving with my knee
And I m multi-tasking much more productively
Driving with my knee