Drunkard's Special Lyrics & Chords By Coley Jones

First night that I went home
Drunk as I could be
There's another mule in the stable
Where my mule ought to be

Come here honey E
Xplain yourself to me
How come another mule in the stable
Where my mule ought to be

Oh crazy oh silly
Can't you plainly see
That's nothing but a milkcow
Where your mule ought to be

I've traveled this world over
Million times or more
Saddle on a milkcow's back
I've never seen before

Second night when I got home
As drunk as I could be
There's another coat on the coat rack
Where my coat ought to be

Come here honey
Explain this thing to me
How come another coat on the coat rack
Where my coat ought to be

Oh crazy oh silly
Can't you plainly see
Nothing but a bed quilt
Where your coat ought to be

I've traveled this world over
Million times or more
Pockets in a bed quilt
I've never seen before

The third night when I went home
Drunk as I could be
There's another head on the pillow
Where my head ought to be

Come here honey come here
Explain this thing to me
How come another head on the pillow
Where my head ought to be

Oh crazy oh silly
Can't you plainly see
That's nothing but a cabbage head
That your grandma sent to me

I've traveled this world over
Million times or more
Hair on a cabbage head
I've never seen before