Earworm Lyrics & Chords By Beatnik Turtle

Well it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog It's all for me beer and tobacco For I spent all me tin with the lassies drinking gin Far across the western ocean...read more

Every village has to have an idiot Some harmless monster to soak up all our fears Ours hangs at the Hartsdale Cheesery Writing down the license of every car he sees Lots of...read more

There's many drinks you'll drink, me lads, on every world that's new. There's Saurian Brandy, Cranapple Schnapps, and a good old Tullamore Don't. There's...read more

If I could fly I'd fly so high that you couldn't see me And if I could fly I'd fly so high that you'd want to be me And if I could fly I'd fly today And if I could fly I'd fly...read more

Some people think that they’re in commercials Some people treat you like you don’t exist Sometimes I’d like to go to a McDonald’s Shoot some people as they walk in my...read more