Eat Healthy Lyrics & Chords By Jim Gaffigan

I'll tell you what dream used to scare me when I was a little kid Used to actually totally give me nightmares: Remember those kool-aid commercials? Where that, no, that talking...read more

Comedy is fun but I really, I really want to be a firefighter I want to be a firefighter so I can drive the fire SUV Cause I don't know what the fire SUV does when they get to the...read more

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the...read more

ants in the dark dance in the park crawling, creeping in the mud down under the hands of god serving all the mothers thirst bleeding from the mothers birth we await the...read more