Elections In Israel Lyrics & Chords By Last Week Tonight With John Oliver

Mexican Thong Song (Talking) Oh, my goodness I cannot believe this Did you see that, man? She got a thong on to the beach Baby, with all that cellulite you got Going on down...read more

Since the day you walked into my life I knew that it was meant to be So why am I lying sleepless at night So scared that you'll be leavin' me Cause the secret that I carry...read more

(Carlin:) Say, why not become a schmuck? A licensed, practicing schmuck. Or, if you qualify, a CPS. That's right. A certified public schmuck. Y'know, it may not seem like it when you...read more

It's nice to see you. It's nice. Let's, err... Let's talk about some shit. I just want to start a conversation that way. Let's get right to the target. ...read more

I'm a stay-at-home dad I'm on paternity leave I'm a stay-at-home dad It's just my baby and me I'm a stay-at-home dad While my wife's at work I've got a...read more