Electronic Wuss Lyrics & Chords By Mark Douglas

Electronic Wuss
It seems like a silly choice
For a grown man to use this voice
The postal service did it first
I sound like them but ten times worse
A cloud poops out a rainbow turd
Im just singing random words
I make songs with bleeps and bloops
I sometimes write without the loops
Electronic wuss, electronic wuss
I sound like a total puss
The oceans constilations make me cry
Swimming in a lemon creek
Tadpoles tickle my buttcheeks
A bearded nun flies through the sky
I wrote this song when i was high
I make love to birds and bees
And masturbate to redwood trees
A dragons balls will drop today
A centaur screams hip hip hooray
Electronic wuss
Lets go smoke some purple kush
Prepubescent girls think im so deep
My sitting posture is really bad
Holy crap here comes my dad
'Your mother and I are trying to get some sleep!'
I asked the strong man in the sky
Why do donuts have to die?
I had a dream the other night
That Elmo and I got in a fight
I couldnt make my pounches land
I noticed I had lobster hands
Then a snake wearing a vest
Said did you study for the test
'What test?'
I woke and I wrote this tune
Its going to get me tonnes of poon
Come ride with me in my sensitive balloon
'Turn that god-damn casio off and goto bed!'
Insta - Mark_dickson97