Estrogenocide Lyrics & Chords By Red Herring
It dates back however long ago,
This quarter-of-a-monthly war zone.
Though civilly fought,
It's often brought in an outside spectator.
And man, lemme tell you
In this case it's better,
To sit back and Pay-Per-View this fight.
Now I know why cats have nine lives..for..
Estrogenocide,
Don't bother running,
There's no place to hide.
Estrogenocide,
Keep your eyes open and keep your mouth shut tight!
And I guess it's natural enough,
To make logic public enemy number
1-2-3, just follow me
And say goodbye to sanity.
You got me walkin' on thin ice
Cream, if you want a pint or two I could
Swing by the corner store for the one I adore.
What's that?
Am I trying to make you fat?
Not possible,
Unless you mean with a "Ph"
But I'm pretty sure you just heard "F n' A!!"
How do I act?
When I don't know which part to
Play with my words.
And I'll try to forecast,
If the next mood change will bring
Shine or probably rain.
Estrogenocide,
Don't bother running,
There's no place to hide.
Estrogenocide,
Keep your eyes open and keep your mouth shut tight!
And I guess it's natural enough,
To make logic public enemy number
1-2-3, just follow me
And say goodbye to sanity.
1-2-3, just follow me
And say goodbye to sanity.
1-2-3, just follow me
And say goodbye to sanity.
Let me just say one thing:
I'd like to state quite clearly,
I'm not trying to appear to be chemically inclined.
To one side,
To be fair the fellas have their share
In this whole mess
Of hormones and stress,
And it's only a misconception
That the ladies are the only ones
With P-M-Estrogen fueled craziness.
And if you don't believe me,
Put your man to the test-es
And see what happens...
If you mess with my
Super Bowl, remote-controllin',
Macho, manly, Texas Hold 'Em,
Friday night bowlin' life.
Oh, I'll bet you'll here me whine
If you cross that receding hairline.
So Estro-Gentlemen
Can't you see the ladies are just the flipside
Of the Y Chromoso-me and you,
He and she,
Can agree that sometimes we all take part in...
Estrogenocide,
Don't bother running,
There's no place to hide.
Estrogenocide,
Don't bother running,
There's nowhere to hide!
Estrogenocide,
Don't bother running,
There's nowhere to hide.
Estrogenocide,
Don't bother running,
There's no place to hide.
