Eulogy Lyrics & Chords By Jam Baxter

Excuse me for intruding in your piece of hell
I want to be at the table when the swollen world eats itself
Grinning as it's licking the grease from its starving continents
Carving the word 'par' in my heart as I pass the condiments
Shred the documents
I slept gripping an iron bar
Sent my mind touring the dark side in a hire car
The lit neon sign just read 'live a liar die a star'
So I arrived with my severed tongue in a giant jar
A barfly with a vile scar orders his seventh round
The clandestine kids on the corner were selling brown
And I was sporting organs that morphed into gormless orphans
I taught to ignore the laws of this boring decrepit town
They had the smack soup with them fat crack croutons, damn
I almost puked into my Lapsang Souchong, fam
Watching addiction rip the stitches out of introverts
Is akin to clocking pigs in this city picking a kid to search
It's butters
I skipped desert and ripped the skies asunder
Enveloped every atom left my skin beside the puncture
The drowning kitten orchestra begin their final number
To a riotous applause from the kids inside the bunker
And everyday they grew less beautiful
I'd kill 'em but I couldn't find a suplex suitable
A mass of black suits swarm a moonswept funeral
The eulogy was whispered by myself as usual
Here lies your every mortal enemy
Beaten to a pulp and packaged neatly in the cemetery
Regrettably, you are now contractually obliged to sell your tongue
For twenty pence
And shovel maggots in your eyes
Now shake my fucking hand Looks like I blew the whole shit up again
Come we reverse time
Drill a ditch and fill it with drug oil and desert wine
And we can take turns powersliding into the night
Riding a shrunken block of ice
And return surfing the world blind
Fine, let my face stew in the revelry
Boil amidst the madness and straight ruin the recipe
The breakthrough of the century
How can you explain yourself with a brain trained to melt
On command mewing incessantly?
And when the whole world ate itself
I stayed to hear the famous belch ringing round the dining hall
As unborn babies fashioned ice picks from ribs
And glued their hands to them with spit
To stop them slipping down vaginal walls
Bow to the head of the prang foetus club
Still in the womb with his head in his hands creasing up
Sneaking up, crawling out the gash and handing each of us a
Pamphlet on why living isn't sweet enough
Sour vibes
Lather up and step out drunk
I've seen it all before and never tore my flesh out once
Your meal's been marinating in the sewer tied in tourniquets
So never blame the waiters for your deadout munch
Fussy diner turned untouchable pile of mess
Compressed to a small spherical ball stuck to a wiry neck
The smile suggests it was added purely for the asinine effect of
Tricking its recipients
Shit, give your eyes a rest
Here lies your every mortal enemy
Beaten to a pulp and packaged neatly in the cemetery
Regrettably, you are now contractually obliged to sell your tongue
For twenty pence
And shovel maggots in your eyes
Pick them up start shovelling