Eventually He Did Lyrics & Chords By Kieronononon

Tell me what would you do, if we told you to eat a block of lard and chew then rub it on your legs?
Tell me what would you do, if we told you to eat a block of lard and chew then rub it on your legs (and soak it up with cake?)

Well erm I urh, I um.
Err, I guess?

Go on do it.
dude its funny.

As his friends appluase, he attempts to please the hordes. And takes a block of lard and ponders long and hard. (And don't forget the cake, its a chocolate cake)

If I do this will they like me? Will I be awesome? Will I get respect?

And so he chewed the fat, onto his legs he spat. And rubbed it very hard, you'll never guess whats next.
And so he chewed the fat, onto his legs he spat. And rubbed it very hard, you'll never guess whats next. (I heard it was the cake, yeah dude it was the cake)

Oh no, what have I done?!

Yeah he did it.
No he did it.
now he did it.

yeah you did it.
no you did it.
now you've done it.

Would you do it? Can you do it? Will you do it?