F=0 Lyrics & Chords By Hemlock Smith

I’ve got one love bug on my chicken wing
I’ve got two hot potatoes - one of them can sing
But the future
Amounts to nothing
I’ve got three little pigs tattooed on my chin
I’ve got four square umbrellas – but the rain will win
And the future
Amounts to nothing
I’ve got five little fingers and a diamond ring
I’ve got six male coyotes eating jellybeans
But the future
Amounts to nothing
Songbird can disappear, oh
Songbird can show no fear, oh
The mighty big F. word
Equals zero.
Songbird can disappear, oh
Songbird can show no fear, oh
The mighty big F. word
Equals zero.
I’ve got seven deadly curses – one of them ‘s a sin
I’ve got eight stupid cousins fighting off gangrene
With a stun gun
It’s a homerun
I’ve got nine o’clock ferries and some coloured gin
I’ve got ten red berries and the poison stings
And the future
Amounts to nothing
Songbird can disappear, oh
Songbird can show no fear, oh
The mighty big F. word
Equals zero.
Songbird can disappear, oh
Songbird can show no fear, oh
The mighty big F. word
Equals zero.
Amounts to nothing
Amounts to nothing
I’ve got a---future---(amounts to nothing)
It seems no matter how you count it-
It always turns up the same…