Fake Titties Lyrics & Chords By Ron White

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

What is José jalapeno on a stick? You're a sick man! And here is José Jalapeno! (crowd cheers) Good evening, José Hola, Senor Jeff Alright, it's good to see you it's good...read more

I lie next to her in the bed She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed Nevermind the fact that she's dead It turns me on It turns me on Sure, she's a little cold to the touch ...read more

I gotta tell you this too, you know, I'm a short fucker, you know, like I said, I gotta, I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be...read more

Call from my car to say I'll be there in awhile Short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile Nothing on the radio I fiddle with the dial Then I see a sign the...read more