Fantastic Voyager Lyrics & Chords By The Great Luke Ski

Well I heard that you're leavin' Gonna leave me far behind 'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex And...read more

There's many drinks you'll drink, me lads, on every world that's new. There's Saurian Brandy, Cranapple Schnapps, and a good old Tullamore Don't. There's...read more

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge I've got lots of lovely lira Now the deutschmark's getting dearer, And my...read more

So let me tell you how this all came to be I'm doin' this here rap for your safety So all you kids don't mess up like me And be disowned by your family So check it,...read more

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled 'round until he could no longer...read more