Farts Lyrics & Chords By Farts

Listen up all you ladies I hate to be the one to say this But I honestly believe you need to know You all think that he's a perfect, flawless work of art But the truth is,...read more

When all the cows were sleeping And the sun had gone to bed Up jumped the scarecrow And this is what he said: I'm a dingle, dangle scarecrow With a flippy floppy hat I can...read more

She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams Sometimes she releases stinky steam (Oh where,...read more

I am the music man, I come from down your way, and I can play! What can you play? I play the piano! Pia-pia-pia-no, pia-no, pia-no; pia-pia-pia-no, pia-pia-no I am the music...read more

Before he sings his songs, he sings his name For everybody in the world to hear And I bet he does the same Before lettin' some poop fall out of his rear He says, "Jason...read more