Fat Children Lyrics & Chords By Jarvis

Last night I had a little altercation They wobbled menacingly Beneath the yellow street light it became a situation Well, they wanted my brand-new phone with all the pictures of the...read more

Fat children don't get cold in the wintertime. Fat children do not drown, due to their buoyancy. ...read more

Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children You will regret it when they're in their teens Maccas might shut them up now that they're seven But they won't forgive you when ...read more