Favorite Things Lyrics & Chords By Negativland

Raindrops on kittens and schnitzel on roses
Nose cream on my nose whiskers and crisp eyelashes with noodles
Wild geese that fly with their wings tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Ponies in dresses and warm warm doorbells and brown raindrops
Girls with blue whiskers tied up with noodles
Wild kettles that fly with bright copper wings
These are a few of my favorite things

The dog bites
The bee stings
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I feel so bad

Lashes that sting on colored girls tied up with blue satin sashes
Wild round girls tied up in warm strings
Wild wild white girls that melt into nose cream
These are a few of my favorite things

Nose cream on ponies
Nose cream on kittens
Nose cream on roses and nose cream on mittens
Bells and bells and
Bells and bells and
Bells and bells and
Bells and bells and
Wild geese shit

When
When
When
When
When
When the bee stings
I simply remember my dog bites
And then I feel so so bad