Food Critic Lyrics & Chords By White Guys Jumping

Television watching everyday is the shit! But check it, I can be it: "This is cool, and you have to buy the things that I advertise!" What we gonna do? "Watch some TV!" What...read more

COON! COON! COON! IT'S MY COON! I CRUISED AROUND THE HOOD, CHILLIN, LOOKIN FOR SOME FOOD. SAW, MY REFLECTION IN A STORE - LOOKIN GOOD! I ZOOMED THE SHOP, IN, AND I SAW IT...read more

Everything is just a movie, I am the best, hoes are cats. hoes are cats. (2x) When your life's like shit and you're falling deep in the pit, don't regret this but...read more

We're like rodents in the channels in the dirty streets - the fucking geeks. Moving upstairs, talking bout crap... they don't really know ...read more

I ain't fucking pretty and I ain't fucking smart. You've always been the witty and I've always been the fart. Physically strong? This is not me. The guy...read more