Fried Rice Lyrics & Chords By Filthy Frank

Fried rice. fri-fri-fried rice, Bitch
you wanna play your cards with god and roll the dice, bitch?
weeding out the week with agriculture educational
you got me eatin seeds and I aint talking bout falatio, I'm crazy-o
I got that technique stirfried chopstick asian flow
I ain't about about the oven or the microwave grills
but I know a little bit about the culinary skills required
If you wanna roll with the frying pan, gotta fry with the heart of a chinaman
anybody got another method in the pantry suck my dick, shit tastes like vagina, man
I ain't no Gordon Ramsay, but I make the best damn rice ya pansies