Front Row Ticket Lyrics & Chords By Larry Pierce

Dear Penthouse Rodney Carrington Dear Penthouse: I'm a freshman at a small Midwestern university And I never thought something like this could happen to me When my teacher...read more

SSSHHH I can smell the onions floating in the air Must be something that you ate I can't imagine how your mouth must taste Forgive me if I turn away The slightest whiff...read more

One fine day as I was a-walkin' down the street Spied a beggar man with rags upon his feet Took a penny from my pocket In his tin cup I did drop it I heard him say as I made my...read more

As a child I was known for make-believing All alone I created fantasies As I grew people called it self-deceiving But my heart helped me hold the memories As I walk through...read more

she had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you she drove a 1973, chevy blazer and her legs &...read more