Gay Jesus For President Lyrics & Chords By Worlds Scariest Police Chases

what if god was a gay dude just a gay dude on the bus 5000 years ago when the earth was covered in snow jesus and moses wore fur coats and rode around on the goddamn dinos they had a lot of time to talk about how some of the other guys walked cause they mustve had sore butts jesus' dad drowned em in a flood What if God was gay you'd look llike the ass he takes it in what if god was gay youd have juevos on your face you could read eccslysiastes to find your inner peace if you dont take every word literally This old ass literature Gods inspired word They try to tell me god is love his book his written half in blood worship him hes on your team, and if you dont he becomes pretty mean phelway and phelps they were all wrong god and jesus crave big fat dong nothing wrong with thatif you ask me i dont care if they like to drink pee WHat if god was gay you dont find him at chick fil a what if god was gay What do you think he does sundays? dudes! You think your treasures gauranteed how ugly is your greed you dont want to share with folks bcuz there queer God just might be a chick who makes you eat a dick Just a gay dude on the BUS BUS BUS BUS Just a gay dude on BUS BUS BUS BUS Just a gay dude on the BUS BUS BUS BUS Just a gay dude on the BUSSS!!!!!