Geraldo Lyrics & Chords By Bob Rivers

I'll never be an emo vampire Setting tweenaged loins on fire. I've got nothing in common with the vampires of today. They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run...read more

I threw a monster party last Halloween night And invited all the monsters for a fun October fright All the famous monsters would be making the scene I figured that my bash would...read more

She's part girl, she's part boy She's got parts everyone can enjoy She's got more, she's got less She's got her man hood tucked in her dress Is she a mister or is she a miss? ...read more

(Mr. Garrison) I heard there is no Christmas, In the silly Middle East. No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus. They have different religious beliefs. They believe in Muhammad, And...read more

Electronic wuss... It seems like a silly choice For a grown man to use this voice The Postal Service did it first I sound like them but 10 times worse ...read more