Gezagvoerder Lyrics & Chords By Bob Fosko

Thomas Jefferson walks in a bar with Newt Gingrich on his shoulders. Bartender says, "Who's the arrogant windbag?" Jefferson says, "That's Newt Gingrich." The bartender says, "I...read more

Every time we think about same-sex marriage It makes us sick to our guts I mean, two people who want to commit to a stable Monogamous life-long relationship What are they, nuts? ...read more

I was walkin down the street one day Reading the signs that passed my way And after a while I started to see That none of those words referred to me... ...read more

I hate cops Whether they're beating some guy senseless Or gaining weight in donut shops They'll give you a ticket File a report Kick you in the head And lie about it in...read more

Listen close to this crooked mouth For my story I will tell–o Lived in Mexico by the name of Wenseslao Moguel–o Left my home in Santiago The heart of the city of Merida ...read more