Girlfriend Lyrics & Chords By Shy Nobleman

I have a girlfriend, (yeh yeh yeh), and it’s the first time
I’ve fallen in love, and i'm 29
It’s all I could ask for, should have been wonderful wonderful for me
Back from New York, moved into her place
She gave me ice- cream, it felt really nice
Now im so fat, I feel terrible about my looks
I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend
But i’m still lost inside
During high school, I hated all the girls in my class
They were so nasty, I thought I was gay
Things did not change, I was miserable till the day she found me
“Girlfriends are not easy to find” said my mother
“Girlfriends are not easy to find” said my father
“Especially the pretty ones”
My grandma laughed at me, laughed at me, laughed at me
I had a girlfriend…