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I texted you on a monday But you did not get my text till Tuesday Because of a network problem I texted you on a Wednesday But did not know that you'd called Because your...read more

Regular bin collections Occassional sunshine Horizontal rain It's the North, innit It's where you'll pay less for a pint And there's big prize bingo every night In the...read more

Can we fix it? Yes we can! We are builders (can we fix it?) We are builders (yes we can!) Hard working builders don't stop for tea They do a proper job and they're very...read more

Its the time of year Now that Spring is in the air When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair Make another song for moronic holidays That nauseate-ate-ate In a...read more

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, But...read more