Gordy The Mayonnaise Unicorn Lyrics & Chords By Owlphanumeric

I’d trust you just as far as I could throw you But you never catch a shooting star It’s like mind over matter Yeah my heart’s on a platter And this love is a dying art ...read more

Talk about the weather Will you miss me ever? Lately I'm obsessed And I need the rest I hope that you're impressed But she's so pretty, I'm jealous And she's...read more

Fingers on your hand Hand is holding mine Dancing in the bar Miracle of five Wrapped around my waist After hours kiss Kiss me every day Miracle of six Seven days and nights ...read more

Words by Jen Foster & Kathy Scott Music by Jen Foster Second grade, Billy Simms Playing out by the jungle gym All the boys laughed at him For some sort of speech impediment And...read more

Excuse me, a doormat is good honest work... Only the bored and the wicked rich don't know that Excuse me, poor man, let's skip this town Who me? Oh man, was that out loud?...read more