Government Flu Lyrics & Chords By Dead Kennedys

Why are you such a stupid asshole? Would you really like to know? Well, remove your clothes and a vet will show you how. You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey. Be cheerful. Fit in, or someone might think you're weird. Life can be perfect. People can be trusted. Someday I will fall in love in a nice, quiet home of my very own. Free from all pain. Happy and having fun all the time. It never happened, did it?

We got a drug
We're gonna try it out on you
Won't make you die
It'll get you just a little bit sick

Got a head cold, got a chest cold
And it's three days old, going on forever
Make you hazy, make you lazy, drive you crazy
For days and days and days and days and years

Barely got the time now
To stay on the job
Double up the dosage in your water supply
Make you even sicker 'til you're slipping away

Getting all depressed
It's getting all your friends
You can't get it up
For nothing that'll rock the boat

The government flu
The government flu
The government flu

Slip it abroad
Keep a-slowin' down the USSR
But meanwhile
We'll keep an eye on what it's doing to you

Got a head cold, got a chest cold
And it's three days old, going on forever
Make you hazy, make you lazy, drive you crazy
For days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and years

The government flu
The government flu
The government flu
Flu you