Groin Pains Lyrics & Chords By Home Improvement

Here is the tale of a babysitting job The baby is something of a snob (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not the same as...read more

She packed my bags, last night, pre-flight, zero hour, 9 a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then. And I think it's gonna a be a long, long time, Til' touchdown...read more

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on T. V. Peter: But where are those good old-fashioned values, on which we used to rely? Brian: It used to...read more

We were at the the beach Everybody had matching towels! Somebody went under a dock And there they found a rock! But it wasn't a rock... It was a rock.. LOBSTER!!!...read more

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait… The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, ...read more