Guy Love Lyrics & Chords By Scrubs

J.D.: Let's face the facts about me and you
A love unspecified
Though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear
The crowd will always talk and stare

Turk: I feel exactly those feelings too
And that's why I keep them inside
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain
And sometimes it's easier to hide

J.D. & Turk: ...than explain our guy love
That's all it is
Guy love: he's mine, I'm his
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes

Turk: You ask me 'bout this thing we share...
J.D.: ...and he tenderly replies
Turk: It's guy love...
J.D. & Turk: ...between two guys

Turk: We're closer than the average man and wife
J.D.: That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.
Turk: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life...
J.D.: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!

Turk: Whoa whoa! I just took out his appendix!

J.D.: There's no need, to clarify... (Turk: Oh no?)
J.D.: Just let it grow more and more each day
It's like I married my best friend...
Turk: But in a totally manly way!

J.D. & Turk: Let's go!
It's guy love, don't compromise
The feeling of some other guy
Holding up your heart into the sky

J.D.: I'll be there to care through all the lows
Turk: I'll be there to share the highs
J.D. & Turk: It's guy love, between two guys

J.D.: And when I say, "I love you, Turk,"
It's not what it implies
J.D. & Turk: It's guy love
Between...two...guys...

J.D.: No hands!

[J.D. and Turk hug]