Hackenbush At Blue Ribbon General Lyrics & Chords By Groucho Marx

You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market? Then you feel bad, you ain't got nothing to sell up...read more

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, they grow to die They die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows...read more

Ja Vi vaknade väl på morron, klockan var ju bara fem Jag mörda väckarklockan och så la vi på en rem Ner till receptionen för att hänga med På en bussresa till Kairo för...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „Tom Lehrer revisited“, spoken:) Now if I may indulge in a bit of personal history, a few years ago I worked for a while at the Los Alamos...read more

A dinner was served for three At Dracula's house by the sea The hors d'oeurves were fine But I choked on my wine When I learned that the main course was me! The waitress...read more