Handicapped Reserved Spot Lyrics & Chords By Scrottum

I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath When I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants I want to own them But can you even dance in those pants? "Watch me, woman!" They...read more

I know I'm livin' in a dream but things are never what they seem anyway and once you thought you were sure, but it wasn't her I took a loan out on a heart, but now I'm sure it...read more

I dream of tadpole life in puddle towns Of violent politics and muddy clouds Don't want to be one more stone in the silt Missions and skyscrapers recently built Footshaker...read more

Want to give a shout out to all my sister wives Calling all you ladies (ai-ee, ai-ee) Calling all you fringe-elmen (rata-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat) Turn off your TVs, rev your sassy...read more

If you want to make me happy, stay. If you want to make me laugh like a little boy, come play. If you want to break my heart, just go away. Learn how to disappear Get yourself...read more